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Joke of the Day

"Why don't women need to go to college? Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich."

"The U.S. is scheduled to play Germany soon at the World Cup. President Obama and German Chancellor Angela Merkel already have a bet going. The loser keeps Hasselhoff."

"The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan."

"How do you catch a refrigerator? Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa"

"What's an SJW's favourite animal? A Pander."

"Don't you hate it when an egg gets stuck in your throat? Luckily, the discomfort is always over easy."

"I got tired of wearing my watch on my wrist.. So I tried attaching it to my belt instead.. man, that was a real waist of time."

"Chamomile tea makes chamomile pee."

"I hate jokes about disabled people They can't even stand up for themselves"

"Somebody asked me if I was the Michelin man. It must be my *at-tire*."