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Joke of the Day

"I've replaced my friends insulin with heroin. This is the most expensive prank I've ever done but it's ok, I'll rob him when he's dead."

"My room + internet connection + music + food homework = perfect day."

"People thought I was crazy when I said I was going to cure blindness. But they'll see. They'll all see!"

"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )"

"do you know how many Viet Nam vets it takes to change a light bulb? NO...YOU DON'T KNOW...YOU WEREN'T THERE"

"How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face."

"A Muslim was saying to me today.........."

"What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender"

"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"

"Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed? He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral."