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Joke of the Day

"I've replaced my friends insulin with heroin. This is the most expensive prank I've ever done but it's ok, I'll rob him when he's dead."

"Rape jokes aren't funny. Ask a rape victim if they think rape jokes are funny. They'll say no. Not like that ever did them any good though."

"How do you defend your breath mints? Tic-Tactically."

"Pretty sure the lead actress from 'Precious' has a twin sister who works at every Wendy's I've ever been to"

"My doctor won't go away. I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity."

"How many ""sup dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"What do scientists say when they meet each other? Hydrogen Iodide"

"What do you call a constable who is good at music? Copper."

"Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder."

"What's Harambe's favourite retail store? Target"