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Joke of the Day

"My room + internet connection + music + food homework = perfect day."

"There's awkward, and then there's listening to a man try to have a conversation with his hairdresser."

"Free Tibet I'LL TAKE IT!"

"When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke. How do you know when you're a bad comedian?"

"Found out one of my best friend is a prostitute... Now I see her in a completely different light"

"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"

"If Bernie hates the 1%... why is it that only they vote for him?"

"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."

"If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington.... ...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy."

"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!"