213257
Joke of the Day
"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."
Next Joke
"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire I only have Ash now."
"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."
"Crack-head's favorite rap song... I wanna rock RIGHT NOW!!!!"
"Odd numbers I can't even..."
"What's the difference between OP and a brick? A brick gets laid!"
"What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical? Toluene"
"*runs into wife on the way to see his mistress* Aww are those flowers for me? -Uh...yeah Is there a card too? *with a mouthful of paper* No"
"Slogan idea for a Braille company Loads of high quality Braille products, many of which you've never seen before!"