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Joke of the Day
"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire I only have Ash now."
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"Black humor never gets old ...just like african people"
"My wife told me she'll leave me if I go blind. I guess I'll just have to see."
"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."
"""Sorry, her father is a pterodactyl"" - me with the screeching baby in the grocery store."
"My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house. Let's see that baby try and get in here now."
"My girlfriend is like the square root of 2. Irrational."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer."
"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."
"What do you call a really handsome potato? A spud."