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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between an onion & a bagpipe? nobody cries when you slice up a bagpipe..."

"How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline."

"A lot of the parents at my kids' school don't really seem into sharing a laugh about the inescapability of death."

"Didn't support the troops, saw a bumper sticker, now do."

"I came into some money yesterday. I couldn't find the tissues."

"Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol? Darth Jaeger"

"You'd think these people on Grey's Anatomy would've already figured out that a major disaster is going to happen every year around May."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? racial prejudice"

"Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks."

"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite type of shoes? Scandals"