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Joke of the Day

"I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on."

"What bill is the Congress's favorite? Of course the $ bill!"

"Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?"

"Don't google ""can you die from an ear infection"" at 2am"

"How do deaf people tell each other secrets ? They wear mittens."

"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"

"What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6? ""Get bent"" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? NSFW Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook."

"How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin"