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Joke of the Day

"I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it."

"Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby ""North West"" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left"

"Why did the chicken cross OP's mother? ."

"Five Secrets of Successful People: 1. Don't 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets"

"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip..."

"Post your best one liner Mine: Excessive masterbation is often caused by hand-gina"

"A nicer way to call someone who was born through Incest ""Purebred"""

"Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull"

"I see fewer cats on my front page. I've been told that Curiosity killed them."