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Joke of the Day
"The comeback, 'Get on my level' 'Get on my level' Reply: 'Okay dude, ill go downwards'"
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"Now that Brexit is over we can expect 1. Nexit 2. Frexit 3. Grexit 4. Departugal 5. Italeave 6. Czechout 7. Outstria 8. Finish 9. Slovakout 10. Latervia 11. Byegium 12. Polend"
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"Me: Hi, officer. I saw you coming up the driveway. Cop: (sadly) Your son has been in an accident. Me: I FLUSHED ALL MY DRUGS FOR THAT?!"
"""I Want To Rock And Roll All Night"" just came on in this coffee shop and EVERYONE is singing along to it VERY QUIETLY"
"I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said ""This is what happens to roses who cross me"""
"I got a joke for you. [The Bush Adminstration.]( http://youtu.be/92bEu7sQ5_Q)"
"My friend and I always fight over the electric drill It can get a little bit heated."
"What do you call a handjob from a rocket scientist? A stroke of genius."
"Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift? Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off."