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Joke of the Day
"What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?"
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"A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study."
"I hate when weather reporters talk shit on snow...Like why are u even in the weather biz if ur not down w/ snow"
"I don't know why hippies made such a big deal out of it... all their records were groovy. All of them. -your dad"
"Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria? He had diplomatic immunity."
"People ask me, ""Matt, how do you do it?"" , ""Matt, what's your secret?"" , ""Matt, why do you make up imaginary interview questions?"""
"My wife's been missing for two weeks and the police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the Goodwill and got her clothes back."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face :O"
"How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown? It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway"
"Abortion, just brings out the kid in you."