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Joke of the Day
"Why does gigahertz? Because megabytez."
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"*pulls motorist over* COP: Are you high? MAN: If I were high would you look like a breathing tree? *one leaf silently falls from cop*"
"People used to think George Washington was antisocial. But he just wasn't a party person."
"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"
"Bernie demands change... whereas Hillary prefers cards or cheques."
"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."
"First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive."
"Sorry I missed your funeral, but in my defense, you're not coming to mine."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for one dollar... ...and his dad responds, ""Fifty cents? What do you need twenty-five cents for?"""
"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"