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Joke of the Day
"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"
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"Things you need to know about me: 1- I'm lazy 2- hmm, one is enough"
"I heard there was an amber alert! I was like ""Shit Terrorist attack!But then my friend told it meant that some kid had gone missing. I was like ""Oh thank god!"""
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe damn it, breathe!"""
"My brother and I know EVERYTHING between the two of us. Go ahead, ask something..."
"You eat what? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who!"
"""Hi, it's me. I can't get to the phone right now, even though it's right here in my hand."""
"All you dads out there couldn't hold a candle to my dad. He's petrified of candles."
"Three men decide to have a threesome It's tough finding six women."
"I don't mean to brag about my patience, but I just waited 5 whole seconds before passing a student driver and flicking them off."