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Joke of the Day

"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"

"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective"

"Green What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger"

"a quick zinger If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"

"The best pickup line I have a weapon in my pants. It's so strong it could destroy Uranus."

"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground."

"I always think of doing things for charity. Then, I get back from making a sandwich and I see there are 43 new tweets. Sorry, starving kids!"

"Porn addiction is a serious thing I have first hand experience."

"Me: when I grow up I'm going to be an astronaut. 5 year old daughter: you're already grown up. You'll be dead soon."