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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"
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"Fun game: Order food to be delivered to your mobile home and then lead the delivery driver on a high-speed chase through town."
"*at the confessional Priest: .'..and do you repent? Do you plan to repeat these sins?' Me: 'You mean, like, ever?'"
"My GF left me because she said I lied about stupid things. I was so upset I ate a car park :("
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet? The Bullet leaves the chamber. Courtesy of my comrade Ivo"
"What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror? Han Double"
"*blood everywhere* ""What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?"" Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here"
"LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"
"Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles."
"My labrador and my collie do everything together. You could say that they're great at collaborating."