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Joke of the Day

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as ""stable"". #manicmonday"

"Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III? Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was."

"If girls were dinosaurs they'd be dramasaurus."

"I think we could significantly cut down the number of different pasta shapes and still be okay."

"What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots? The Father's Day cards."

"If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all."

"there're two reasons why i wear a diaper for 1 & 2"

"""Seriously, is that what I look like?"" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the Pizza before it was cool."

"My 3 year-old wanted to help me cook breakfast... ...but she wasn't eggsperienced enough."