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Joke of the Day

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as ""stable"". #manicmonday"

"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just little letter nipples."

"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"

"I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance. Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms."

"The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted... Only two-door cars were allowed."

"What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed? Blunt trauma."

"What do you call a dog magician?"

"I was bit by a rattlesnake last summer. After three days of excruciating pain the snake died"

"What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to? Klondike Bars"

"What's a feminist's favorite rapper? Feminem"