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Joke of the Day
"If you have time to check into a gas station on Foursquare, you have too much time on your hands"
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"Today Mother phoned asked me what I was doing . I said I was on Google maps and looking at her house .She asked if I could see her waving ."
"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"
"What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above"
"Superman: Who's gonna be Batman? *leaves Earth*"
"The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing...if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead."
"Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland? Because the cops are Dublin the fines! (It took me a three hour car ride to come up with this... I am not a clever person)"
"Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish."
"""That's funny"" is a nice way of letting someone know it really wasn't."
"What's the best way to sum up the 90's? 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"