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Joke of the Day

"And on Good Friday, I'm once again reminded that I'm a lonely virgin. Even Jesus got nailed today."

"Se7en is a great movie even if you haven't seen o1e, 2wo, thr3e, 4our, 5ive or 6ix."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she."

"What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd."

"Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him."

"What do you call an unemployed classical musician? Baroque"

"Tension between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is heating up... ...and Obama is ordering air strikes on Syria, like that's gonna help. What an idiot."

"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!?"

"What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas? It pines."

"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"