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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."
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"While in my car I drove beneath an overpass that was getting some work done on it I was under construction."
"""Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?"" ""No thanks, I get depressed by black humour."" Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis"
"Just started a new job and apparently they use the word work less figuratively than I do."
"[At Neiman Marcus] *looks at sales clerk* *holds up a Prada and a Burberry briefcase* I don't know...which one will hold more chicken nuggets?"
"What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini? I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage"
"Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies."
"Worst pick-up line ever. If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD all that's missing is U."
"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."
"I have two kids, five and seven Silly names I know."