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Joke of the Day

"Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night... She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on"" I said ""Nah, you're pulling my leg"""

"What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart."

"I tried telling a joke my friend from Baghdad told me. Unfortunately, Iraqed it."

"two bears walk into a bar no one survived."

"Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone"

"I spent the past 2 years looking for my girlfriend's killer But no one will do it"

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits till you're 14 to come on your face"

"The *REAL* Way to Avoid Clickbait Seriously guys, this is Reddit. What were you expecting?"

"Have you ever eaten at that Ethiopian restraunt? There portions are like..nothing."

"ITALIAN MUSTACHES WHY DO MOST ITALIAN MEN HAVE MUSTACHES? A: SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE MOM"