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Joke of the Day

"Taco Bell wouldn't be so popular if indoor plumbing didn't exist"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging noise) My all time favorite joke."

"Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted."

"If ""loving you"" is wrong, then i don't want to be right!"

"if your religion infringes on people's rights; sorry, you've had hundreds of years to change everyone's mind- obviously that hasn't happened"

"""I might be a sex virgin but I'm not a virgin at AWESOME MAGIC TRICKS!"" *trips on cape, knocks over table with punchbowl & cookies*"

"What is a Men's Rights activist's idea of foreplay? Trying to argue a prostitute into accepting a credit card."

"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"Why would you ask me for directions? You just saw me walk into a closed door."

"Just saw a pensioner do a tribute to the England team. Yep she got off the bus look abit confused and then got back on went home."