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Joke of the Day

"if your religion infringes on people's rights; sorry, you've had hundreds of years to change everyone's mind- obviously that hasn't happened"

"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."

"TIL ninjas only have sex in the dark... That way you can't see them coming."

"A money-hungry man opted to change his name And the Rich get Richard"

"Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me... I suffered super fish oil injuries."

"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? They're calling it ""On and on Anon""."

"[Blackstreet Bakery] Me: [watching the baker kneading dough] ""I love the way you work it"" Baker: ""No diggity?"" Me: ""Baguette up."""

"The next person to make a gay joke is going to get their ass pounded"

"Two men are running and they pass a bar Eventually the get tired, and stop. They then agree that they need more than two people on their relay team."

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes"