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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"
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"Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing."
"When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the ""math"" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes."
"Breaking News!: Two teens cut cocks off while high on meth. Back in my day we did not need meth. We would just cut our cocks off."
"Why can't witches get pregnant? Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!"
"If you still had hope for kids today, a teenager in a bookstore pointed to a book title and asked me if it was about World War Two or Eleven"
"Where do muslims go when they die? To the ethereal startrek convention."
"What do balloons and virgins have in common? One prick and its gone."
"You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me."
"Sorry, I'm using all 43 grocery carts. Use a basket."