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Joke of the Day
"Astronaut Booty Call... I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt."
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"Prince The artist formally known as alive"
"What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles!"
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
"They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad."
"Are you feeling cold right now? Just stand in the corner to warm up, they are usually 90 degrees."
"I'm not insulting you.. I'm describing you.."
"Alternative ""For every day that ends in why?"" For every day that ends with your mom."
"It can't be much fun being gay. Your friends are always moaning behind your back."
"Unfair fight. Housewife Holly Holm defeats Rousey with ironing skills... Because she layed her out and starched her ass."