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Joke of the Day

"""But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..."" Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* ""I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"""

"How come the T Rex was an excellent stenographer? short hands.."

"ME: i'm having a lovely time tonight my date: why do u keep yelling ""ME"" before every sentence"

"What do you call a white slave? Whipped cream."

"I was walking through the mall... I was walking through the mall, when I noticed this mannequin giving me a filthy look. I went over and decked the cunt and said ""Fucking poser"""

"You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer."

"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip."

"Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good."

"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"