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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay."

"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""

"OPEN UP. THIS IS THE POLICE. THANK YOU. CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM"

"A pastor says to his congregation that being good is easy when you're a pastor, Because he gets paid to be good, but the people of his congregation are good for nothing."

"What does Disney and the porn industry have in common? They both hire adults that look like teenagers."

"There's a band called 1023MB... You might have heard of them... But memory fades."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... ...to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final"

"I guess that is what a Brazilian wax feels like."

"What porn does a rooster watch? Hentai"

"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."