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Joke of the Day
"My friend, Damian, is crazy for apple products He's a macadamian nut."
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"<---- homeless romantic"
"[bank robbery] OK EVERYBODY GET DOWN! [dave starts doing the electric slide] Damn it Dave, not you, go grab the money"
"Hype for the Major release of Star Wars vii. I hope it hasn't diminished in quality."
"What do you call people who aren't Christian? Light, because they're massless."
"70% of writing is writ"
"When do Jews go swimming? When it Israeli hot"
"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""
"Does anyone know if it's worth signing up for this sex offender registry? Will I learn any new moves or techniques?"
"What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko."