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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic"
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"I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law."
"Publisher: Mike we can't accept your children's book. It's far too stupid for even the stupidest child. me: It was supposed to be for adults"
"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."
"Interesting fact about myself: (1) my penis is not as long as a footlong sub (2) I'm banned from Subway"
"What's the shittiest dog race? The poo-dle! I'll be seeing myself out :/"
"a future joke: A Hispanic cop pulls over a white guy... white guy- ""Why not you stop bugging us minorities and go back to gardening"""
"Politics... ..."
"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."
"A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" Sadist: ""No."""