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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic"
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"reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback"
"Two homosexuals are bored... "" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"""
"I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one"
"I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist."
"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"
"*friend bites off beer bottle cap at party* HONEY! HONEY!! NOW!! NOW!!! *wife jumps out car with a hundred jars from the fridge*"
"The other day, I went to www.conjunctivitis.com ... Now *that's* a site for sore eyes..."
"Printing... Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"My ex wife claims I have ""commitment issues"" like I didn't just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco."