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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the latest joke about physicists? It collapsed into a black hole."

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"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"
"Sucks how every girl I'm interested in is either taken or has good taste in men."
"Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile? He said ""Hey, kid. Can I sell ya some candy?"""
"You've heard of Memes... ..But now there's YouYou's"
"It should cost $87 to leave someone a voicemail."
"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."
"A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors."
"What's the smartest dinosaur? Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! ~Skip"
"Him: sex tonight? Me: Work put me in a bad mood Him: tomorrow? Me: I have a headache tomorrow"