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Joke of the Day
"What did Jimmy Carter say to Ronald Reagan? Let me Eat your Turds !! Lol !!"
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"If we went camping... If we went camping and you woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? Want to go camping?"
"Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend."
"At some point I really want to manage a Wal-mart in Texas. I want to be a Texas Chain Store Manager."
"I like my slave like I like my frees Coffee."
"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"
"What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Worse*"
"Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park? He would never leave his woes behind."
"The Orgasm Time Machine A coming of age story."
"What did Harry Potter say when he found Dumbledore in bed with his godfather? Are you fucking Sirius?"