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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park? He would never leave his woes behind."
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"I hate it when people compare Freddy Mercury to God. I mean God is great and all but he's no Freddy Mercury"
"I absolutely love helium filled balloons. I can't speak highly enough about them."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said...""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"I got nothing better to do, dude in a Prius, I will absolutely follow you all the way home just to let you know you're a terrible driver"
"My dentist... has the heart of a lion. ( sitting on his office table)"
"An unemployed engineer gets lost while going to a job interview at the navy base Woops, wrong sub."
"What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!"
"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"
"Why are pills white? Because they work."