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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if anyone ever looked Jesus in the face and saw a piece of toast."
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"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""
"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."
"Who knew in 1987 when Steven Tyler wrote ""Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"" that it would become a self-fulfilling prophecy?"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!"
"What's the difference between friends and potatoes? Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water."
"If you're drunk, you're 3 sheets to the wind... ...if you're stoned, are you three papers to the wind?"
"What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip-pop."
"What is the worst joke you ever heard?"
"Why are blondes so good with odd numbers? Because they, like, can't even!"