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Joke of the Day
"Just lasted over an hour in bed... Thank you day light savings"
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"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"
"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's final movement."
"Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No we were never introduced !"
"Why did the White Man go to the Moon? He wanted more land. -Heard this from a native friend of mine. I laughed my ass off."
"TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today Oops... wrong sub"
"What is Al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"
"I walked in to the library today... and asked if they had the new book on tiny penises. The librarian responded ""I don't think it is in yet."" I said, ""That's the one."""
"Guys, I think I found the Cure to Aids! It requires having a Magic Johnson."
"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"