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Joke of the Day
"My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history."
Next Joke
"What happened to the dwarf who walked between a lady's legs? He got a clit around the ear and a flap on the face."
"I'm already visualising the duct tape across your mouth."
"My girlfriend starting putting a miniature Sylvester Stallone doll in the middle of the bed a few months ago Things have been a little rocky between us ever since"
"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me."
"What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book? He Reddit."
"How do you kill a snail? With an as-salt rifle!"
"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'See I told you he was stupid'"
"WAITER: how was everything ME: [rubbing belly] so delicious. thank u WAITER: great. please stop rubbing my belly"