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Joke of the Day

"I'm quite lazy, so I use my toes to pick things up from the ground... ...You could say my feet come pretty handy."

"What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games? An ex-boxer."

"When people post about their 5 year olds, they're talking about wine right?"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"I've spent about 6 years of my life waiting for roommates to leave so I don't have to say hi to them when I come out of my bedroom"

"What do you call a tight asshole? a noose"

"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they have great hangtime."

"Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment."

"I said to my girlfriend that I think she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."