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Joke of the Day

"I'm quite lazy, so I use my toes to pick things up from the ground... ...You could say my feet come pretty handy."

"What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician? I can't see you anymore."

"What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing? Take away it's drivers license."

"The most underused drug is birth control pills."

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef"

"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."

"Don't die a virgin!!! ...Seriously there are terrorists up there waiting for you!"

"I'll never sleep with a golfer again. The last one kept trying to use a wedge to get the ball in the hole."

"Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf? Because it will go right over his head"