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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they have great hangtime."

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Bought online."

"A wolf in a river didn't know w(h)ere it was, so it how-led and an owl ""who'd"" back. The wolf replied ""What?"""

"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."

"Let's see here... Said the blind to the deaf."

"I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I'm kinda mad that that doesn't work."

"Johnny got back from drug rehab... ...and they asked did he managed to quit taking drugs. He said: ""Well, on one hand a I did, but on the other one I didn't."""

"What's the difference between a washing machine and a hippie slut? The washing machine doesn't still want you after you make it spun and put a load in it."

"Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat."

"My girlfriend keeps calling me immature. I guess the saying is true. You are what you eat."