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Joke of the Day

"God hates fags The smoke annoys him."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive..."

"The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire."

"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."

"A spice belt for chefs Might be a waist of thyme"

"Damn girl you like ice Tea Like Mr. T but cooler"

"Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it."

"Angry Stair Why was the stair frustrated and angry? It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!"

"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"

"My father said to me: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a boarding school in England."