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Joke of the Day
"How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped? Wall-sits."
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"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."
"muffins So there were these two muffins. They go into the oven and one muffin says to the other ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The other muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"The French I can speak fluent french, watch this... ""I Surrender"""
"What's the difference between telling a good joke and sex? Dunno. I'm pretty shit at both."
"Capitalization is important There's a big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Why did the can crusher hate his job? Because it was soda pressing"
"Whenever I'm not feeling well, I just imagine Tyrannosaurus Rex masturbating."
"What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Slobodan Mikokubic"
"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."