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Joke of the Day
"You never can trust atoms... Because they make up everything!"
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"Three Legged Dog A three legged dog walks into a bar in the Old West and says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."""
"Me: Help! i need my stomach pumped. 911 Operator: Did you ingest poison, ma'am? Me: No. Pizza."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The 'p' is silent"
"Why did the chicken limp across the road? Because it was a lame joke."
"HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN"
"Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers..."
"My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.... I said Decepticons... She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed I shot the toaster we all had a good time."
"I realized the reason why i don't have any patience. Because I am not a doctor."
"Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong? Because the bong threatened to get him baked."