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Joke of the Day
"So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it? It was Mind-Blowing"
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"I need to give my cat an abortion But every time I throw her down the stairs she just lands on her feet."
"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."
"At the pharmacist A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms. The druggist asked "" Would you like a paper bag?"" The guy shakes his head and says ""Nah, she ain't that ugly."""
"Sell a man a fish... Sell a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, miss our on a wonderful business opportunity."
"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid... I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."
"I got second place in a star gazing competition once. The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize."
"Yoda's last name is ""Layheewho."""
"Why did the flume ride need repairs? Because it got waterlogged."
"What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard? A riveting tale."