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Joke of the Day

"The psychology of a man who pays more than $50 for a pair of jeans is more impenetrable to me than that of Hitler."

"'ey girl, you remind me of my homework... Because I'm not going to do you. I'm just too lazy."

"A termite walks into a bar And asks ,"" Is the bar tender here?"

"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true."

"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"

"Werewolves are notoriously hard to find... Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves."

"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart."

"3 gays in a hot tub A bubble of semen rises up, one looks at the others and says ""OK who's farted?"""

"The mirrors in my house have been pretty sarcastic lately."

"PLATO: I'm famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph-- It's for relationships where nobody's getting laid"