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Joke of the Day
"He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him."
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"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until hes 13"
"Ain't therapy great? He yawns, but doesn't seem bored, If you think of his bill, you are poor, If you're feeling blue, and want to get screwed, ""The Rapist"" -it's there on his door."
"My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night"
"A man went to his doctor... Man: When i press here it hurts, when i press a little bit higher up it hurts and if i press on my leg it also hurts. Doctor: Looks like you broke your index finger."
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people."
"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of crap together."
"How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb? 21, the first 20 will just repost an old one."
"Leave comments under the college videos on porn sites. Like, 'Kelly, you better be getting an A if you're fucking the professor. Love Mom'"
"black turf what do you call a black guy buried from the neck up Afro turf"