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Joke of the Day
"I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend my old ones were pretty run down"
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"I wrote a play on my computer It's a play on word"
"I almost killed my whole family last night, but eventually chose not to let my wife drive."
"What did the necrophiliacs girlfriend say before going bowling?"
"The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history"
"A man was walking his dog in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone Mourning,He Said, The Other man replied ""No just taking a shit."""
"I have the Anne Hathaway ""It came true!"" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich."
"Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin"
"If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ? His wife !"
"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""