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Joke of the Day
"I almost killed my whole family last night, but eventually chose not to let my wife drive."
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"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."
"Whats the difference between puberty and prostitution? One is caused by hormones and one causes whore moans"
"I searched for a Colt 45 Silencer online... Result: http://puu.sh/mXB3Y/129ff5c7f0.jpg P.S. If this is the wrong subreddit, let me know."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"
"I'm going to change my name to Benefits' Now when you add me on Facebook it will say ""You are now friends with benefits."""
"I accidentally shot my girlfriend on a hunting trip because I mistook her for a deer in an orange vest drinking a Diet Coke."
"People say I'm disagreeable They're all wrong"
"This chick last night told me to do her like her ex husband so I drained her bank accounts and banged her sister"
"How do you catch a rare rabbit? Unique up on it"