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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay the b!tch."
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"I love the homosexual church In the name of the father, the son, the holy spirit; gay men"
"I don't play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string."
"Roses are red... Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van."
"Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves."
"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? -A widow."
"TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number."
"Things I've learned as a mom: Kiss boo boo's. Say I love you a lot. Snuggle when they ask. Do laundry daily. Hide the good snacks."
"A Man Is Reading An r/Jokes Post... ""Heh heh, that's pretty humorous... ...Just like my arm bone."""
"What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !"