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Joke of the Day

"A moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic, trying to get to the gym, to ride stationary bikes..."

"tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country"

"Gay jokes are not funny Come on guys..."

"Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it."

"Boss - can you pass a piss test? Me - Sure...distance or accuracy?"

"Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ""concentrate""! "

"Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels"

"I needed to get a treasure hunter's attention so I shouted ""AU!"""

"Did you hear about the farmer who equipped all his horses with firearms? He was a man who really wanted more bang for his buck."

"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"