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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman!"
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"what do you call fake spaghetti? impasta."
"Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza...."
"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."
"Judas: Still on for friday? ""Jesus: friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""
"I haven't bought an iPhone with Siri yet because I have a fear of talking to women."
"What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table"
"What does the sign on a closed brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre Didn't go over too well in r/pics."
"There we were, two men against an army... Boy, did we beat the hell out of those two guys."