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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."

"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"

"Saw that new ""Legend"" film at the weekend... It was Kray Kray...."

"""We should see other people"" PIGEON: coo ""It's not u it's me"" - coo ""I'm breaking up w/ u"" - coo ""I'm sleeping w/ ur brother"" - not coo"

"I'm about to have sex with my second cousin. Hopefully she's as good as the first one."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ye think it be the R but it really be the C!"

"I heard somewhere that... You only remember things that you read, is that true?"

"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""

"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"

"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to spread those thy's."