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Joke of the Day
"I haven't bought an iPhone with Siri yet because I have a fear of talking to women."
Next Joke
"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."
"At this point, I think the people on ""The Walking Dead"" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them."
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!"
"What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most? A space bar."
"What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida? Osama-Been-Loggin'"
"My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that raise or lower her kill-death ratio?"
"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"Why do Europeans hate American food? Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet."
"#1: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?"