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Joke of the Day

"My love life. ..."

"Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star"

"If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit It's a floorless plan."

"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."

"hate these fake ""breakfast lovers"" who say they love breakfast but then later in the afternoon you see them sneakin a lunch"

"Asked exterminator if he chose the bug life or the bug life chose him. In the ensuing silence I assume he imagined me dying by fumigation."

"Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement."

"You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them. I like to call said minds 'Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.'"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."

"My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp? To warm up!"