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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th"
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"What do the South and the Sun have in common? They Both Shall Rise Again!"
"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."
"[Nsfw] So I went to this convention for women who had lost their legs... The place was crawling with pussy."
"How many spiders are in your vagina RIGHT NOW? The answer may surprise you."
"I'm trying to do unto others as I would have done to me, but they're all ""stop thrusting at me, this is a church service; please sit down"""
"I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim."
"Hi, I'm black and I can't stand the stereotype that we are all criminals. -Sent from your iPhone"
"A nerdy pastry chef walks up to the girl he likes and says 'your beauty is infinite. . . . . . . just like Pi.'"
"What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin."