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Joke of the Day
"What is a Stormtrooper's favorite place to sit. A pew, pew, pew."
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"What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat"
"Kid: What's a man? Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom"
"I used to be a programmer But now I like ounces."
"WHAT IS THE BEST POSITION TO HAVE UGLY BABIES? I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR MOM."
"How does NASA organize a party They planet"
"I gave a blind man 10$ He told me he'll pay me back the next time he sees me."
"Why do sorority girls travel in odds? Because they can't even!"
"My Dad was the town drunk, ... and we lived in Chicago."
"How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? A tahini bit."